Farting

One of the many joys of pregnancy, farting. I am constantly doing it, and trying to hide it, which is difficult. Ever been on an elevator and it smells and your looking around like who did that? It was me. I apologize, but it was me, and I am going to look at everyone else like who the hell farted in the elevator? How gross is that? There are those unlucky times though when you are the only one in the elevator and it stops to get someone and they get on and it smells like shit and they are looking at you like OMG you fucking stunk this place up you nasty thing. The joys of pregnancy.